1. Write sketches.
2. Stop complaining about things.
3. Complain about things that bother you.
4. Eat your bananas before they get too ripe.
5. Buy a single chair so you have somewhere to sit.
6. Take pride in your email etiquette.
7. Make sure your friends know they are loved.
8. Make sure your friends know you show your love through endless torture.
9. Maybe sing a little sometimes.
10. FREAK OUT ABOUT SCANDAL.
I CAN’T GO ON, I’M FREAKING OUT ABOUT SCANDAL TOMORROW.